第114章 Chapter 40(3)

Sir Launcelot got up steam,he and I loaded up the kettle with unslaked lime and carbolic acid,with a touch of lactic acid added thereto,then filled the thing up with water and inserted the steam-spout under the canopy.

Everything was ship-shape now,and we sat down on either side of the crib to stand our watch.Sandy was so grateful and so comforted that she charged a couple of church-wardens with willow-bark and sumach-tobacco for us,and told us to smoke as much as we pleased,it couldn't get under the canopy,and she was used to smoke,being the first lady in the land who had ever seen a cloud blown.Well,there couldn't be a more contented or comfortable sight than Sir Launcelot in his noble armor sitting in gracious serenity at the end of a yard of snowy church-warden.He was a beautiful man,a lovely man,and was just intended to make a wife and children happy.But,of course Guenever --however,it's no use to cry over what's done and can't be helped.

Well,he stood watch-and-watch with me,right straight through,for three days and nights,till the child was out of danger;then he took her up in his great arms and kissed her,with his plumes falling about her golden head,then laid her softly in Sandy's lap again and took his stately way down the vast hall,between the ranks of admiring men-at-arms and menials,and so disappeared.And no instinct warned me that I should never look upon him again in this world!Lord,what a world of heart-break it is.

The doctors said we must take the child away,if we would coax her back to health and strength again.And she must have sea-air.So we took a man-of-war,and a suite of two hundred and sixty persons,and went cruising about,and after a fortnight of this we stepped ashore on the French coast,and the doctors thought it would be a good idea to make something of a stay there.The little king of that region offered us his hospitalities,and we were glad to accept.If he had had as many conveniences as he lacked,we should have been plenty comfortable enough;even as it was,we made out very well,in his queer old castle,by the help of comforts and luxuries from the ship.

At the end of a month I sent the vessel home for fresh supplies,and for news.We expected her back in three or four days.She would bring me,along with other news,the result of a certain experiment which I had been starting.It was a project of mine to replace the tournament with something which might furnish an escape for the extra steam of the chivalry,keep those bucks entertained and out of mischief,and at the same time preserve the best thing in them,which was their hardy spirit of emulation.I had had a choice band of them in private training for some time,and the date was now arriving for their first public effort.

This experiment was baseball.In order to give the thing vogue from the start,and place it out of the reach of criticism,I chose my nines by rank,not capacity.There wasn't a knight in either team who wasn't a sceptered sovereign.As for material of this sort,there was a glut of it always around Arthur.You couldn't throw a brick in any direction and not cripple a king.Of course,I couldn't get these people to leave off their armor;they wouldn't do that when they bathed.They consented to differentiate the armor so that a body could tell one team from the other,but that was the most they would do.So,one of the teams wore chain-mail ulsters,and the other wore platearmor made of my new Bessemer steel.Their practice in the field was the most fantastic thing I ever saw.Being ball-proof,they never skipped out of the way,but stood still and took the result;when a Bessemer was at the bat and a ball hit him,it would bound a hundred and fifty yards sometimes.And when a man was running,and threw himself on his stomach to slide to his base,it was like an iron-clad coming into port.At first I appointed men of no rank to act as umpires,but I had to discontinue that.These people were no easier to please than other nines.

The umpire's first decision was usually his last;they broke him in two with a bat,and his friends toted him home on a shutter.When it was noticed that no umpire ever survived a game,umpiring got to be unpopular.So Iwas obliged to appoint somebody whose rank and lofty position under the government would protect him.

Here are the names of the nines:BESSEMERS ULSTERSKING ARTHUR.EMPEROR LUCIUS.

KING LOT OF LOTHIAN.KING LOGRIS.

KING OF NORTHGALIS.KING MARHALT OF IRELAND.

KING MARSIL.KING MORGANORE.

KING OF LITTLE BRITAIN.KING MARK OF CORNWALL.

KING LABOR.KING NENTRES OF GARLOT.

KING PELLAM OF LISTENGESE.KING MELIODAS OF LIONES.

KING BAGDEMAGUS.KING OF THE LAKE.

KING TOLLEME LA FEINTES.THE SOWDAN OF SYRIA.

Umpire --CLARENCE.The first public game would certainly draw fifty thousand people;and for solid fun would be worth going around the world to see.Everything would be favorable;it was balmy and beautiful spring weather now,and Nature was all tailored out in her new clothes.